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Huw! 17 going on 18 AUSTRALLLIIIAAAAAAA!

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WELCOME! TO MY BLOOOOOOOOOGG!


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Dwayne Johnson (The Rock)

as always, what the Rock’s cooking smells great. (via babywipesenthusiast)

ericsandt:

http://thedailyshow.cc.com/videos/09yfp5/the-broads-must-be-crazy—-belittled-women Watch that too. 

sansaofhousestark:

doctorkpepper:

henrycavills:

in movies when kids sneak out through their windows and im just like why dont you have screens in your windows who doesnt have screens in their windows what do you just let bees and bugs and birds and shit fly into your room what the fuck

this is why you guys had the black plague.

unimpressed2chainz:

samuel l. jackson is so adorable on twitter look at these old ppl selfies 

thecomposerrobertfrobisher:

#Gilderoy Lockheart hits on Sybill Trelawney

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

colesprouseofficial:

sorry! your password must contain at least seventeen roman numerals and the entire script of shrek the third

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

ultrafacts:

1. The true mark of maturity is when somebody hurts you and you try to understand their situation instead of trying to hurt them back.

2. Cant get a splinter out? Apply a paste of baking soda & water, then wait for the splinter to pop out of the skin.

3. If you want to…

princessstupidmf:

Never get mad at someone with anxiety for apologizing a lot. It’s a coping mechanism and yelling only makes it worse. They don’t need tough love or anything like that. Reassurance that they are fine is the most important thing